Books & Beer: The Devil in the White City & Unita Brewing Company Hop Nosh IPA

Books & Beer: The Devil in the White City & Unita Brewing Company Hop Nosh IPA

Undisclosed location.
Books & Beer: Another Roadside Attraction & Stroh’s.

Undisclosed location.

Books & Beer: Another Roadside Attraction & Stroh’s.

Books & Beer: The Best American Short Stories of 1969 & Anderson Valley Brewing Company Summer Solstice Seasonal Ale
(Not pictured: Wigod v. Wells Fargo Bank, NA, 673 F. 3d 547 (7th Cir. 2012) & Goose Island Beer Co. Green Line Pale Ale)

Books & Beer: The Best American Short Stories of 1969 & Anderson Valley Brewing Company Summer Solstice Seasonal Ale

(Not pictured: Wigod v. Wells Fargo Bank, NA, 673 F. 3d 547 (7th Cir. 2012) & Goose Island Beer Co. Green Line Pale Ale)

Seattle, WA. Portland, OR. Chicago, IL.
June 26, 2014.

Seattle, WA. Portland, OR. Chicago, IL.

June 26, 2014.

And Butts.
Books & Beer: The Hotel Eden & Kennebunkport Brewing Co. IPA. 

And Butts.

Books & Beer: The Hotel EdenKennebunkport Brewing Co. IPA. 

June 8, 2014.
Lake Mendota. Madison, WI.

June 8, 2014.

Lake Mendota. Madison, WI.

May 18, 2014.
Cubs 4; Brewers 2.

May 18, 2014.
Cubs 4; Brewers 2.

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theonion:

Revealing Spring Attire Reminds Man He Nothing More Than Weak, Hormonal Ogre

We’re in that weird time between when I have obligations that keep me in front of a computer regularly (i.e. school and work) and thus my posting has been lackluster as of late. Cool.

theonion:

Revealing Spring Attire Reminds Man He Nothing More Than Weak, Hormonal Ogre

We’re in that weird time between when I have obligations that keep me in front of a computer regularly (i.e. school and work) and thus my posting has been lackluster as of late. Cool.

Summer has arrived.

Summer has arrived.

Catching up with Don

A couple notes as I avoid preparing for my four-hour Income Tax final that is tomorrow:

  1. This year, I picked up an odd habit of listening to dubstep/”EDM” as I did homework because I didn’t really like the music so it was really easy for me to tune it out and focus on the task at hand. As the year progressed, I started to notice patterns in the music (and not just because there are like 50 different versions of a given dubstep song). Formulas if you will. One formula is: song popularized by male singer + covered by female singer with small/faint/warbly voice + WWWWWWUBBBBWUBWUB = EDM HITZ. See Exhibit 1, above or Exhibit 2, here.
  2. College kids love this dubstep crap and listen to it for reasons beyond “blocking out the noise.” I know this is true because I have spent many a night at a bar in town where “EDM” “artists” “perform” and the kids go apesh*t. This particular bar has a balcony that overlooks the stage and I have concluded after watching many of these people perform that I could be an equally good EDM ARTIST PERFORMER because it mostly involves buying lots of expensive-looking equipment, pressing play on an mp3 player of some sort, holding a knob with one hand (try to turn it back and forth in rhythm with the music), pointing other hand at the crowd and/or waiving it like you just don’t carrreeee, mouthing the words to someone else’s music very emotionally, and pouring expensive vodka into peoples’ mouths. Also have someone around in a strange animal costume. I say all this b/c if law school doesn’t “pan out,” maybe I can look into becoming an EDMARTIST like 3LAU, pronounced “blau” b/c letters are 4 squarez.

Those are my thoughts. Did you REALIZE I had so many? Well then maybe you didn’t RECOGNIZE them either. INCOME TAX JOKEZ.

Book Club Series, Vol. IV: finalols
Books & Beer: Middlesex & Name Tag Lager

Book Club Series, Vol. IV: finalols

Books & Beer: Middlesex & Name Tag Lager

My favorite part about pulling all nighters, whether for school or otherwise,

is how f*cking confused I’m going to be when I wake up in 90 minutes.