February is a bad month. One fraught with bad decisions.
Today is March 1st.
I have a couple different versions of this post sitting in my drafts, a couple million bouncing around my head, and at least one in email form. Most of them are super serious and way too introspective for a blog that has (for the most part) avoided super-seriousness. So while I was brooding at the gym this evening I came up with what I thought would be the perfect final post on a blog that has covered every topic from dryer lint to love: a fantastic song and a joke that sort of explains why I’m “retiring” (What would a post on this blog be without some vanity?). The song is above, so that part is already covered. Now for the joke.
A lot of people think I’m a hipster, so I might as well run with it for about sixty seconds and/or until I get to the (admittedly poorly executed) punchline. Accordingly, I want you all to know that I was reading “Marty v. Law School” back when it was called “MARTY GOES TO COLLEGE” and hosted on blogspot. Oh you liked “Marty After College?” When he was in Philly? What a freaking gimmick, he was really reaching on that one. And this latest “law school edition?” Man everyone’s reading that and it shows, he’s being less adventurous and pumping out lame post after lame post. Total sell out. I’m never touching that blog again.
Happy February, y’all.
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|H:||What's she doing tonight?|
|H:||Ah. Builds character.|
Somehow I went through all of last semester without quoting this song.
Also: I apologize for showing so much skin on my blog.
Also also: pls compare.